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You Might Be From New York If..... |
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Monday, 14 September 2009 |
You say "the city" and
expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
* You have never been
to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
* The subway
makes sense to you, and the subway should never be called anything like the
Metro.
* Your door has more than three locks and is made of steel.
* You think Central Park is "nature."
* You pay more each month
to park your car than most people in the US pay on their mortgage.
* You
haven't seen more than 12 stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as
a kid.
* You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28
cents.
* You have 27 different take-out menus next to your tele- phone.
* Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip." Of course, you only go
there to attend weddings or funerals.
* America west of the Hudson is
still theoretical to you.
* You have jaywalking down to an art form.
You're born with it.
* You take a taxi to get to your health club to
exercise.
* You don't hear sirens anymore.
* You live in a
building with a larger population than most American towns.
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