Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

            "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

            you to the Promised Land."

            Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

            "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,

            this is the Promised Land."

            Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

            price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

            I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

            economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

            funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.

            I had to press 1 for English.

            I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was

            suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......