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Wednesday, 30 March 2011 |
What’s this daily charge for
‘fruit’? The hotel guess asked the manager. “We didn’t eat any.” “But the fruit
was place in your room every day. It isn’t our fault you didn’t take advantage
of it.” “I see,” said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the
bill
“What are you doing”? Sputtered the manager.
“I’m subtracting
50 dollars a day for your kissing my wife.”
“What? I didn’t kiss your
wife.”
“Ah,” replied the man, “but she was there.”
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