She gets into the cab, and notices 
that the VERY  handsome  cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She  asks him why he is 
staring.

He replies:  'I have a  
question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She  answers, 'My son, you 
cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am   and have been a nun as long as I 
have, you get a chance to see and   hear just about everything. I'm sure that 
there's nothing you could   say or ask that I would find 
offensive.'

'Well,  I've always had a fantasy to 
have a nun kiss me.'

She  responds,  'Well, let's 
see what we can do about that: #1, you  have to be single and #2, you must be 
Catholic.'

 The  cab driver is very excited and 
says, 'Yes, I'm single and  Catholic!'

 'OK'  the nun says. 'Pull into the 
next  alley.'

 The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a 
kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the  road, 
the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the  nun, 'why 
are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned.   I 
lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm  
Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's 
OK.

My name is  Kevin and I'm going to a 
Halloween party.'