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The Magician and the Parrot |
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Sunday, 21 November 2010 |
A magician was employed by a
Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a
parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician.
He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, "He does it with a mirror"
or "He's got it up his sleeve." The magician was furious, but since the bird was
a favorite with the captain and he was anxious to retain his position for future
cruises, he maintained an angry silence.
One evening as the magician
worked, the parrot continued to harass the unfortunate man. Sadly the ship ran
into a mine which had become detached from the sea floor after a storm. The
explosion tore the bow off the ship which sank within a few minutes. Amid the
wreckage and the lifeboats, the magician sat on one end of a table from the
first class dining room. At the other end sat the parrot, dirty and disheveled,
his feathers caked with fuel oil. For some time they eyed each other
malevolently saying nothing. Finally the parrot shook himself and advanced
across the table. He fixed the magician with a beady eye. "Okay, I give up," he
squawked. "What did you do with the ship?"
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