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THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE |
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Monday, 18 April 2011 |
Tony had just finished reading a new
book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of
> Your House.'
He stormed to
his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you
> need to know
that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will
> prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
> you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
> upstairs
with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards,
> you
are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
>
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and
>
hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”
>
> His Sicilian wife Gina replied, “The funeral director would be my first
> guess.”
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