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Wednesday, 05 August 2009 |
Dave and his
buddies were hanging out and planning an
upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them
that he couldn't go this time because his
wife wouldn't
let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling,
Dave
headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies
arrived at the
lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He
was
already sitting at the campground with a cold beer,
fishing rod in hand, and
a camp fire glowing. "How did
you talk your missus into letting you go
Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Yesterday, when I left
work,
I went home and slumped down in my chair with a
beer to drown my sorrows
because I couldn't go fishing.
Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, covered
my eyes
and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back, she was
standing there
in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, '
Carry
me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you
want'..... So, Here I am!"
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