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Saturday, 23 October 2010 |
An elderly man awoke one evening to
discover prowlers in his storage shed. He immediately called 911, gave his
address, to report the prowlers and possible burglary. The operator at the other
end said "Are they in your house?" He said they were not, only in his storage
shed in back of the house. The operator said there were no cars available at
that time. He thanked the operator, hung up the phone and counted to 30 and
called again. "I just called you about prowlers in my storage shed. Well you do
not have to worry, as I just shot them all dead!" Within seconds there were 3
police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene. After capturing the
prowlers red-handed, the policeman asked the caller, "I thought you said you had
shot them all!" The man answered, "I thought you said there were no police
available!" Don/t mess with the elderly!!
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