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Tuesday, 11 August 2009 |
Jodi, a blonde, was down on
her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him
for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put
it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, Jodi -- the Blonde."
Jodi then pinned the note to the kid's
shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the
blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
Jodi opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you
do this to a fellow blonde?"
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