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Wednesday, 23 November 2011 |
Rabbit
resuscitation... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit
hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the
rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was
hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become
of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt
so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man
crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her
car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained.
"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man
not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled
out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed
the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came
to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the
road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two
again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and
hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out
what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the
woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray
onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could
read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Ads
Permanent Wave."
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