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Sunday, 10 January 2010 |
Welcome to the Psychiatric
Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If
you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple
personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we
know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the
call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell
you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter
which number you press. No one will answer.
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