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Wednesday, 21 October 2009 |
Four
Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man
tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."
The
second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."
The
third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone
says 'Your Eminence'."
The
fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic
woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,
"Well.....?"
She replies, "I have a daughter.
She is slim, tall and 38D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say,
'Oh My God'."
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