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Most old timers are helpful like that
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Two guys, one an old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.  The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.  I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."The young guys says, "That's OK.  It's a coincidence.  I'm looking for my wife, too.  I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.  What does your
wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, blond hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and  she's wearing tight white shorts and
a halter top with no bra.  What does your wife look like?"

The old timer says....."Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

Most old timers are helpful like that.

 
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