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Monday, 12 September 2011 |
Little
Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and
torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While
his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
Well, Dad, said Pete, I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.
Uh-huh, said the father, that seems fair.
I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!
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