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Lion tamer
Tuesday, 07 September 2010
The lion tamer led his young apprentice into the cage. “The first thing to remember,” said the older man, “is that if a lion jumps at you, throw something at it.”

“And what do I do if there’s nothing to throw?”

The lion tamer said, “If a lion jumps at you __ there will be.”
 
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