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Lion tamer
The lion tamer led his young apprentice into the cage. “The first thing to remember,” said the older man, “is that if a lion jumps at you, throw something at it.”

“And what do I do if there’s nothing to throw?”

The lion tamer said, “If a lion jumps at you __ there will be.”
Joke of the day
Date Item Title
Tuesday, 07 September 2010 Lion tamer
Monday, 06 September 2010 PERSONAL DAYS:
Sunday, 05 September 2010 Change your course 10 degree east
Friday, 03 September 2010 SICK DAYS; SURGERY
Thursday, 02 September 2010 EVER WONDER
Monday, 30 August 2010 SICK DAYS:
Saturday, 28 August 2010 An Opening
Monday, 23 August 2010 The boss
Saturday, 21 August 2010 Embarrassing Situations!
Thursday, 19 August 2010 The Drunk
Tuesday, 17 August 2010 Graduation
Sunday, 15 August 2010 Albert Einstein
Sunday, 15 August 2010 Out of the mouths of babes
Monday, 09 August 2010 Dying Preacher
Thursday, 05 August 2010 The Sermon
Monday, 02 August 2010 Oops
Wednesday, 28 July 2010 Oh No...
Sunday, 25 July 2010 Lawyers
Friday, 23 July 2010 The Curse
Wednesday, 21 July 2010 Q. How do you make holy water?
Saturday, 17 July 2010 Logic Lesson
Friday, 16 July 2010 But you said you loved her
Thursday, 15 July 2010 The Boss
Wednesday, 14 July 2010 Rednecks Go Fishing
Tuesday, 13 July 2010 The Tip
Sunday, 11 July 2010 The Lost Wallet
Tuesday, 06 July 2010 Need a Drummer
Sunday, 04 July 2010 Socrates
Saturday, 03 July 2010 Exercise For Seniors..
Wednesday, 30 June 2010 College Drama
Tuesday, 29 June 2010 The things babies say...
Sunday, 27 June 2010 A Drink of Water
Saturday, 26 June 2010 The Mechanic &The Surgeon
Sunday, 20 June 2010 Church Cake!
Saturday, 19 June 2010 11 People On A Rope
Friday, 18 June 2010 Thought To Ponder
Thursday, 17 June 2010 The 10 Best Caddy Replies
Wednesday, 16 June 2010 Rednecks Go Fishing
Tuesday, 15 June 2010 The Church Gossip
Monday, 14 June 2010 The Crater
Saturday, 12 June 2010 Marriage is Bliss...
Friday, 11 June 2010 Lost in the Desert
Thursday, 10 June 2010 Definition Of A Cat
Saturday, 05 June 2010 An old prospector
Friday, 04 June 2010 Drawing
Wednesday, 02 June 2010 What happens if ?
Tuesday, 01 June 2010 Deer Tick Warning
Monday, 31 May 2010 A Scary Visit
Sunday, 30 May 2010 Blind Date
Saturday, 29 May 2010 College Drama
 
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