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Sunday, 14 November 2010 |
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful,
enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an
effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at
the same time. Aware of her charms, and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words
liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out
with me ".
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I
love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no
imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden
Retriever. "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my,"
said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Labs'
sentence," She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about
you, little guy?" he last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and
finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, and a sly wink, turns
to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, "Liver alone, Cheese mine."
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