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Saturday, 29 November 2008 |
Some members of a health club were having their first
meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the
facts of your daily routine."
Several people spoke, admitting their
excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I
drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."
"Hmm?" said the manager.
"And are you sure you having nothing else to add?"
"Well, yes," said the
member. "I lie extensively."
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