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"God, please let me win the lotto! |
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Saturday, 19 November 2011 |
An Antartian
named Babbette finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust
and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose
my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again
prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my
house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck.
Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my
business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE
just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in
order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me
halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
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