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Give me an excuse that I have not already heard |
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Wednesday, 17 November 2010 |
A middle age gentleman got an urge one day to do
something that he always wanted to do, but never had the courage. He bought
himself a brand new Corvette from a dealership. While driving his brand new
Corvette on the interstate, a highway patrolman pulled in behind the middle age
man in an attempt to pull him over.
He thought to himself "I can outrun this cop" and
floored the accelerator, quickly picking up speed and starting to pull away from
the cop. All of a sudden the middle age man realized that he was no longer a
kid, and pulled the car over and waited for the highway patrolman.
The highway patrolman walked up to the brand new
car smiling. He said "It is about the end of my shift, and I don't want anymore
paperwork than what I already have. If you can give me an excuse that I have not
already heard today on why you were driving so fast, I will let you go without a
ticket".
The middle age man thought for a moment and then
said "Well officer, about 10 years ago my wife ran off with a highway patrol and
I just thought that you were trying to bring her back." |
