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Wednesday, 19 August 2009 |
The poor country pastor was
livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had
bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she
wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself
trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great
in that dress. You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You
know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I
did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from back here, too!"
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