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Sunday, 20 December 2009 |
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is
a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your
Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your
Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son
is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your
Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman
was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,
"Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D
breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My
God."
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