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Sunday, 21 February 2010 |
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders
some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, considering
that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The
bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is
a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with
a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde
and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times."
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