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Saturday, 15 May 2010 |
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An aged farmer and his wife
were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully
recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally
answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that
happened fifty years ago."
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