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And intensely passionate in bed. |
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Monday, 07 March 2011 |
An old man walks into a bar,
sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old
man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I
married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five,
intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely
sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely
passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief
moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a
woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says,
“I can’t remember where I live!”
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