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Wednesday, 07 September 2011 |
An elderly man is stopped by the
police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of
night.
The man replies, "I am going to
a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human
body."
The officer then asks, "Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be
my wife.
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