Login
No account yet? Register

Joke of the Day Details

Then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
An attorney, anxious to impress the judge with the detail, asked the following line of questions of a doctor who had recently performed an autopsy.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Joke of the day
Date Item Title
Tuesday, 01 February 2011 Instead of payment
Saturday, 29 January 2011 To be as rich as his child believes
Friday, 28 January 2011 I once was a handsome prince
Tuesday, 25 January 2011 Did she win?
Monday, 24 January 2011 St. Peter says
Saturday, 22 January 2011 Three dreams of a man:
Monday, 17 January 2011 Are you happy?
Sunday, 16 January 2011 A mystery adventure
Friday, 14 January 2011 But, where are all your cattle?
Thursday, 13 January 2011 Bad Day
Wednesday, 12 January 2011 What are peers?
Tuesday, 11 January 2011 The man thought for a moment
Monday, 10 January 2011 Controlling Spouses
Sunday, 09 January 2011 Mommy why?
Saturday, 08 January 2011 You don't understand
Friday, 07 January 2011 Joe thanked the Judge
Wednesday, 05 January 2011 Flowers on the grave
Tuesday, 04 January 2011 To hell with your canoes!
Sunday, 02 January 2011 When we were first married
Friday, 31 December 2010 Gender slam
Thursday, 30 December 2010 College
Wednesday, 29 December 2010 Army of the Lord
Monday, 27 December 2010 If I were to give you $20,000
Sunday, 26 December 2010 Love, Bubba
Saturday, 25 December 2010 Words of wisdom
Thursday, 23 December 2010 Why are you crying?
Tuesday, 21 December 2010 Your call
Monday, 20 December 2010 Isn’t there an easier way?
Sunday, 19 December 2010 What is your experience with groceries?
Friday, 17 December 2010 Diets can be destructive
Wednesday, 15 December 2010 NOT SO FAST
Friday, 10 December 2010 I’m just an ordinary man
Wednesday, 08 December 2010 Have You Ever Danced?
Monday, 06 December 2010 In with one out with another
Sunday, 05 December 2010 What a Coincidence
Saturday, 04 December 2010 So he decided to consult a marriage counselor
Wednesday, 01 December 2010 Three kinds of people in the world
Tuesday, 30 November 2010 And those who can't
Sunday, 28 November 2010 The doctor says that I have the body of a twenty year old
Friday, 26 November 2010 For the same reason you scream
Thursday, 25 November 2010 It's just not fair
Monday, 22 November 2010 How did the human race appear?
Sunday, 21 November 2010 The Magician and the Parrot
Friday, 19 November 2010 JENNY was the name of the horse
Thursday, 18 November 2010 He wasn't kissing my neck
Wednesday, 17 November 2010 Give me an excuse that I have not already heard
Sunday, 14 November 2010 I guess it's hopeless
Friday, 12 November 2010 The new packer
Wednesday, 10 November 2010 A man at the bar said:..
Tuesday, 09 November 2010 the human race
 
<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>
Results 151 - 200 of 891