Joke of the Day Details
Golfing Toward Confession
A man went to the confessional. Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned.
"What is your sin, my son? the priest asked.
"Well, the
man started, I used some horrible language this week, and I feel absolutely
terrible.
"When did you use this awful language? asked the
priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it
was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a power line that was hanging over
the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about a
hundred yards.
"Is that when you swore?
"No, Father. After
that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and
began to run away.
"Is that when you swore?
"Well, no. You see,
as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the
squirrel in his talons, and flew away!
"Is that when you swore?
asked the amazed priest.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel
away in his claws, it flew toward the green. And as it passed over a bit of
forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball.
"Did you swear
then?
"No, because as the ball felt it struck a tree, bounced through
some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the
green and stopped within six inches of the hole.
The priest signed, You
missed the putt, didn't you?
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